Hey this book is pretty good it’s filled with poems about nuts.

Ode to a Nut

The nuttiest nut I ever saw

was one I never had

And though I tried my best to save

It ended up going bad.

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Nuttier than Usual

If never I see another nut

How happy I shall be,

for every single one I find

does not belong to me.

~

It seems that life is most unfair

Why can’t just one be mine,

But no it always seem to be

It’s never mine – its thine!

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The Stash

I’ve hidden a whole stash of nuts

Noone knows where they are

But even if they do get found

They won’t go very far.

~

You see I rigged a trap inside

Each nut that’s in my stash

So when somebody tries to eat

Instead they will get thrashed!

~

When I show up…